Super Spider Ninjas

In the last year, working outside a lot, I have come to realize that spiders are ninjas.  Seriously.  No joke.  Freakin ninjas yo.

You don't know how many spiderwebs I unwittingly run into, in just a single day.  I'm strolling along, doing ma job, when out of no where.....

Yeah.  It's like that.

Full on freak out, that to anyone nearby, looks like I am just having a random conniption fit because they cannot see the damn ninja spider web attacking my face.  Son of a bitch.  And this happens not one, but multiple times a day!

I swear, if I don't get some ninja spider powers from them biting me I'm going to be seriously pissed.

And I call them ninjas because, after I stumble through all the webs in one day, the very next morning, those sneaky Spiders have regrouped and re-webbed and I get web attacked all over again.

There is no end in sight.