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A Special X-Files Epiphanies

 

#1 Do not go in that damnded dark room. Turn on a flippin light, seriously. Apparently, government conspirators do not like light, nor do monsters, aliens, and cacrophages.

#2 If there is a twin, there most assuredly will be an evil twin nearby.

#3 The FIGI MERMAID does exist!!! I know. It bit my almost butt (which, in case you are unsure of what that is, it is the region just between your back thigh area and your actual butt...You are welcome).

#4 You know what's cool about your superior concha? It's where all your smell cells live. Say that five times fast.

 

#5 Athelet's Foot Fungus can be mutated into a deadly Chupacabra disease, meaning, it will turn you into a big freakin Chupacabra.  Goodluck with that.

And what have we all learned here folks? X-Files is clearly a guide on how to survive in all aspects of life.