Kris TAYE

Tonight I have finally reached my lifelong dream! I iz Da White Kheesty Licious ghetto pimp.  Big thank yous to X-box Kinect and Biggie Smalls for making my dream come true.

You may only refer to me as Kris taye though.  I have a name plate and everything so it's official.  Booya to that all black girl step team in high school that wouldn't let any white girls in their club! (actually, I may have just made that up, but it could be true).  Who's got rythm now bitches!  Wait...rythym...no umm..rythim....Just cause I can't spell it don't mean I don't have it!!!!

It's backwards, but believe me, it says Taye.  kris taye that is!

"There is flava in ma ear!"  Wait... is that code for ear wax??!!